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Poster: craven714 Date: Feb 15, 2013 8:17am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Meteor explodes over Russia 700 injured - seriously!

My ringtone for the smart (ass) phone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PLq0_7k1jk
or for a txt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg
At the Copa... Copacabana...

Damn I love a good hijack!!

Hold on. I've gotta call. I think I will let it ring
a bit before answering (on vibrate). Could be the gerbils lawyer.
There is a case pending: I think the gerbil has a
squirrel roommate that is not on the lease

Here, go destroy some office furniture to TDIH:
http://archive.org/details/gd1973-02-15.sbd.hall.1580.shnf
That should keep you busy

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Feb 15, 2013 8:39am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Meteor explodes over Russia 700 injured - seriously!

Kind of up the same (url's that speak for themselves) alley:

http://www.disinfo.com/2013/02/chubby-checker-sues-hp-over-penis-size-app/

(feel free to have a ball with the alley innuendo...)

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Poster: craven714 Date: Feb 15, 2013 9:34am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: I found my thrill - seriously!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek1P7GM33so

Saw that yesterday. Pitiful sign of the times.
It just nice to read the words penis size AND free ball
in the same post. Im assuming the alley that you speak of
is in through the back door?

I know a girl named Cherry Hill (no sh!t) that went to
my high school. Many a boy found their thrill on top
of her I must mention, and I dont know why...

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Poster: user unknown Date: Feb 15, 2013 9:53am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cheap Thrills?

you do realize that Blueberry Hill is Fats Domino and not Chubby Checker?

and, lyrically speaking,it was Mary Hill who was the thrill after dark...down in Cherry Hill Park

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Poster: craven714 Date: Feb 15, 2013 10:56am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cheap Thrills?

Damn, I need to stop drinking...
I should stick to "the twist"
right after I call Dr. Scholl's to get this foot out of my mouth.
I got my Fats confused with my Chubby, go figure.
Do you want Cherry Hill's number? Or should I just fuck off?

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Poster: user unknown Date: Feb 15, 2013 1:37pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Cheap Thrills?

I don't need the young lady's number for, as Edgar Watson Howe once said, "After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head."

And in response to your second inquiry, I will quote Det. Ricardo Tubbs, from his first meeting with Senor Grosero in Cartegena, "If that is what you think you should do."